Movie | John Wick | Liked It

Despite an unacceptable, gratuitous and manipulative animal cruelty scene, the action scenes were very good and the soundtrack was excellent. But the script could have been written by a monkey pushing selection buttons. European or Asian bad guy? CLICK; European. Banana. Unrealistically attractive or hideously ugly female assassin? CLICK; attractive. Banana.

The movie poster tagline reads, "Don't set him off". Wow, brilliant. Banana.