RIP, Salinger.
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
RIP | J.D. Salinger
RIP, Salinger.
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Movie | Day the World Ended | Pass
For wannbe filmmakers like me, Roger Corman is a god of indy film. Having produced nearly 400 films, he's the master of expolotation. But, he's more than that. He's a beacon of light for those of us drawn to making fun movies on a low budgets with second-tier actors. Not only that, he's darn good at it.
This scifi thriller from 1955 is about as hokey as they get, but it's also brilliant. They created an entire atmosphere with minimal sets and got the most from very little.
Everything is hokey - the acting, the music, the filming and especially the FX. Just another guy in a rubber suit type stuff (say hello to starfish face for me, willya?). And the intentional avoidance of reality in terms of atomic fallout is absurb.
But it all comes together in this story of a group of people holed up in a house out in the woods after a nuclear war. There's something out in the woods...will it get them or will they destroy themselves first?
Is this a good movie? No. But, it's a cultural and historical touchstone as well as being a guide for low budget film students (it was shot in 9 days!).
Two radiated thumbs up!
This scifi thriller from 1955 is about as hokey as they get, but it's also brilliant. They created an entire atmosphere with minimal sets and got the most from very little.
Everything is hokey - the acting, the music, the filming and especially the FX. Just another guy in a rubber suit type stuff (say hello to starfish face for me, willya?). And the intentional avoidance of reality in terms of atomic fallout is absurb.
But it all comes together in this story of a group of people holed up in a house out in the woods after a nuclear war. There's something out in the woods...will it get them or will they destroy themselves first?
Is this a good movie? No. But, it's a cultural and historical touchstone as well as being a guide for low budget film students (it was shot in 9 days!).
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Movie | U-571 | Pass
Good action, historical inadequacies and goofs, a forgettable soundtrack and dated cinematography are alleviated by a good cast, though I would have liked to have seen more of Bill Paxton. Harvey Keitel is just too good of an actor to be wasted in this lackluster role. I wonder why he took this gig.
Director Jonathon Mostow is not one of those directors that you expect something really different from and he delivers on that promise. At the same time, he isn't terrible. Just average.
This was not a bad way to pass a cold winter evening before bed, but it doesn't quite match up to other sub classics like Das Boot, The Hunt for Red October or The Enemy Below.
Movie | No Country For Old Men | Pass
Extremely violent, with a knockout cast there are quite a bit of those trademark Coen Bro nebulous story and character elements (Tommy Lee Jones' character in general and the ending, are two examples among several). That will probably bother some people, but I loved it.
The other thing I loved is the complete lack of any and all music in the soundtrack. That's a huge risk and can result in a really boring movie. Or, as the Coens did, you use the atmospheric sounds to create an environment that not only makes the fantasy world of a movie more real, but can also trigger nostalgic sense memories. Kudos to them for this risky move! It paid off.
A picture perfect cast, with superb actors. Everything else is perfect, too. This would make a really good duo with another thinker's Western, The Proposition.
Two thumbs up.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Movie | The Vindicator | Pass
This movie got a Pass not because it was even remotely good, but because it was hilariously bad in such a special 80s Exploitation way.
A scientist is killed in a lab and his body is used to create a cyborg for the military(? - it's not entirely clear). Think Robocop without any control, mixed with Frankenstein (down to the scene where he shows empathy to a child...eh, who needs originality?!?). He goes into aggression mode if you touch him and he can't control himself.
The acting is just so bad that you feel sorry for the actors. Surely they are all better than this. Several of the faces were recognizable, but I could only identify a few, including Pam Grier and Maury Chaykin. Grier plays some sort of gun for hire, tasked with getting rid of The Vindicator by the people who created him, Chaykin is a scientist in the background and has pretty much no role at all.
The director of this flotsam also directed Eddie and the Cruisers Part 2, so that gives you a really good idea of what to expect here. Nothing whatsoever.
Very, very dated and a terrible movie unless you want to laugh at the 80s cliches...for which it's perfect!
A scientist is killed in a lab and his body is used to create a cyborg for the military(? - it's not entirely clear). Think Robocop without any control, mixed with Frankenstein (down to the scene where he shows empathy to a child...eh, who needs originality?!?). He goes into aggression mode if you touch him and he can't control himself.The acting is just so bad that you feel sorry for the actors. Surely they are all better than this. Several of the faces were recognizable, but I could only identify a few, including Pam Grier and Maury Chaykin. Grier plays some sort of gun for hire, tasked with getting rid of The Vindicator by the people who created him, Chaykin is a scientist in the background and has pretty much no role at all.
The director of this flotsam also directed Eddie and the Cruisers Part 2, so that gives you a really good idea of what to expect here. Nothing whatsoever.
Very, very dated and a terrible movie unless you want to laugh at the 80s cliches...for which it's perfect!
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Music | Civil Twilight: Civil Twilight | Pass
I have to admit, I don't like U2. I find their music really annoying. There is no doubt in my mind that they are one of the best rock bands in decades, but they hit all the wrong buttons for me.
This band, Civil Twilight, is everything I wish they were, with a darker, edgier sound. I also like the lead singer's voice more than Bono's.
Hailing from Cape Town, Africa, this is their second album and it is superb. As insinuated, most of the tracks sound very U2-esque, with the exception of the second track, Soldier, that could have easily been on one of the earliest The Police albums.
Letters From The Sky is the standout track and is surely destined to be a radio favorite. Very downbeat, with an awesome, building power, it's what got me interested in hearing more. But, there's no dud track anywhere on the album.
Two thumbs up! Strap on the headphones and crank it up.
Movie | Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach | Pass
With expectations so low, you'd think there wasn't a single redeeming quality about the production. Most likely, you'll feel exactly that way in the first five minutes. Oh, and revulsion at the really nasty jokes...and it doesn't get any better until the the credits roll.
But, this movie also contains the same qualities as the old John Hughes movies from the 80s. The guy gets the girl, there's a lot of teen angst, a kid stands up to his abusive father, the nerds have their day, etc. It's all been done before (and done better, too!), but it's still interesting to me and I rather enjoyed this flick.
If you like Something About Mary, Dumb and Dumber and the aforementioned Hughes catalog, it might be worth a try.
Strangely, a Pass.
Congrats | Betty White Receives Lifetime Award | PASS
You rock, Betty!
Saturday, January 23, 2010
TV | The Deep End | Fail
They got us AGAIN! Turned this pilot off after 20 minutes. This had an interesting cast, including the superb Tina Majorino. But, it was just another backstabbing lawyer show, with nothing new or interesting going on. Not enough intrigue to keep us going, either. Now, we did only see a few minutes, but sheesh...how about something, anything interesting happening!?! Nope. Maybe this show will find its' legs, but we probably won't stick around to find out.
Too bad. Fail.
Too bad. Fail.
Movie | The Wackness | Fail
Shootfire, we were really on a roll tonight. Another bomb that got turned off after 30 minutes. This one is about a lonely young drug dealer in the 90s. The white kids speaking Ebonics was played up waaaay over the top and the storyline was not engaging. We just kept waiting for something bad to happen. Nothing does other than he's got a thing for his therapist's (who also buys from him) unlikeable daughter. I can't remember why I wanted to see this dud. Probably because I'd heard good things about the newbie director. Guess I was wrong.
Movie | Duplicity | Fail
To be honest, we turned this off after the first 30 minutes. Maybe that's when it gets good! But, probably not.
Clive Owens and Julia Roberts are some sort of double crossing corporate spies. They pretend that they are not a couple, but they are. In the portion of the movie that we watched, we neither cared or wanted to care. Zero character development wasn't even the worst part. The real problem was a purposefully confused (and confusing plot). It was annoying and insulting, frankly.
The supporting cast was equally noteworthy, including Tom Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti, neither of which could save this dud, either. Slick filming just rubbed more salt into the wound.
FAIL.
Clive Owens and Julia Roberts are some sort of double crossing corporate spies. They pretend that they are not a couple, but they are. In the portion of the movie that we watched, we neither cared or wanted to care. Zero character development wasn't even the worst part. The real problem was a purposefully confused (and confusing plot). It was annoying and insulting, frankly.
The supporting cast was equally noteworthy, including Tom Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti, neither of which could save this dud, either. Slick filming just rubbed more salt into the wound.
FAIL.
Movie | Ten Inch Hero | Pass (barely)
There is some humor that will make you cringe. Otherwise, this is a light, disposable, rather forced "quirky" film. Barely a pass.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Movie | The Omega Man | Pass
Basically a take on the zombie theme, but this time the creatures are not mindless meat eaters. Instead, they're diseased humans that are sensitive to light who just want to get rid of the last vestiges of the technology that made them the way they are. Who can blame them?
The whole production is so hilariously 70s that it's hard not to just sort of fall into that world. From the huge afros to the aviator glasses that practically cover the entire face, the clothing and the slang, it's a lot of fun.
I remembered that there was something that I didn't like about this movie, so when I saw it again it came back to me. The soundtrack has got to be one of the worst ever. It just doesn't fit the movie at all.
A scifi classic. See this in a double feature with the related movie, I Am Legend. And read the book by Richard Matheson!
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Movie | Big Fan | Pass
Written by the same guy that wrote The Wrestler, you pretty know what to expect: an examination of brutally pathetic characters who live in New Jersey.
Surprisingly, that's exactly what you get. But this time around, instead of Mickey Rourke, you get Patton Oswalt. Oswalt is flat out marvelous in this movie. Just superb and this is a very good dramatic vehicle for him. He drives the movie along, sad at times and scary at others. I hope we see more movies with him as the star. He's a breath of fresh air compared to the Brad Pitts of the cinema world.
Kevin Corrigan is perfect as his best friend, fluctuating from leech-like idol worship to something beyond that.
Unlike The Wrestler, this movie does not have a nasty, truly disturbing angle. To me, that movie was over the top. This movie just focuses on the interesting bits - character development. And, boy, does this movie have character.
If you can't already tell, I liked it a lot, but it's not a particularly uplifting movie. Two thumbs up - one red and one blue.
Surprisingly, that's exactly what you get. But this time around, instead of Mickey Rourke, you get Patton Oswalt. Oswalt is flat out marvelous in this movie. Just superb and this is a very good dramatic vehicle for him. He drives the movie along, sad at times and scary at others. I hope we see more movies with him as the star. He's a breath of fresh air compared to the Brad Pitts of the cinema world.
Kevin Corrigan is perfect as his best friend, fluctuating from leech-like idol worship to something beyond that.
If you can't already tell, I liked it a lot, but it's not a particularly uplifting movie. Two thumbs up - one red and one blue.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Movie | Alien Raiders | Pass
Looking for a really good B-movie horror/scifi/thriller that was made recently? This is a perfect one! Entertaining storyline, good acting, decent soundtrack and plenty of edge of your seat moments. While there is some gore and violence, it's not over the top, thankfully.
The plot begins with a group of masked gunman taking hostages at a grocery store. The police arrive quickly on the scene, but the bad guys don't seem that interested in negotiating...
I really enjoyed this little independent movie. Other than some poor camera angle choices, I thought it really fit the bill. A nice little surprise!
I didn't recognize any of the actors, except Bonita Friedericy (who plays General Beckman in Chuck). I don't know the director, either.
This was the first feature film that utilized the new Panasonic HDX3000. I thought the footage looked great, without the typical video look. If these new cameras can look so good, I think it's another nail in celluloid's coffin (at least for indies like this).
Cool! Two thumbs up.
The plot begins with a group of masked gunman taking hostages at a grocery store. The police arrive quickly on the scene, but the bad guys don't seem that interested in negotiating...I really enjoyed this little independent movie. Other than some poor camera angle choices, I thought it really fit the bill. A nice little surprise!
I didn't recognize any of the actors, except Bonita Friedericy (who plays General Beckman in Chuck). I don't know the director, either.
This was the first feature film that utilized the new Panasonic HDX3000. I thought the footage looked great, without the typical video look. If these new cameras can look so good, I think it's another nail in celluloid's coffin (at least for indies like this).
Cool! Two thumbs up.
Short Movie | I Love Sarah Jane | Pass
Having said that, this is an interesting take on the the old zombie genre, this time from a pre-teen viewpoint. Relatively slow paced, with decent acting and direction, the plot is simple yet rewarding without too much explanation of why the scenario presented exists.
There's some interesting buzz about the newbie director, but I didn't see anything that seemed all that promising to me. There's nothing really new here and the Aussie angle doesn't count (see Undead if you need a good, recently released zombie movie from down under).
Love the last song and the ending. Two dead and rotting thumbs up.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Movie | The Gene Generation | Pass
This is a gloomy, dark and futuristic movie where everything and everyone has basically gone to the dogs. There is rampant gene manipulation, an unfortunate result of science gone horribly wrong. Bai is an assassin for hire, trying to buy her way to a better life for herself and her loser brother. They get caught between a couple of groups of baddies and then the fun is on!
Not a masterpiece and the CGI is mediocre (but still interesting to watch), but it's a fun enough plot line and the action is good. A bit nasty at times, but not too bad. Weirdly, Faye Dunaway is in this. I don't know why she'd want to. Seems like an odd career choice.
And it was fun to hear some good, old fashioned industrial music again (Combichrist). It's been awhile since I've heard any, frankly.
If you're into this kind of movie (and love B movies in general), this is probably a must see. For all others, probably not. One tentacle up.
Fashion | Men's Running Tights | FAIL
No no no no no NO.
Unless you're in amazing shape, resist, RESIST the urge to wear these men's running tights out in public. I am your friend, so listen to me....it is NOT a good look. It might seem like a good idea at the time...lighter, less restrictive, but it's not!
Leave this look for the ladies. They look good in it. Men do not. I've seen some guys try to cover the...um, "area"...up by wearing shorts over them. But that doesn't work, either. Besides, invariably, those guys wear silky, loose shorts (yeah, the ones with the splits up the sides - what was the purpose of THAT fashion mistake?). That does nothing but make it worse.
DON'T DO IT, guys! Just back away slowly from the tights...and just wear the same darn sweats you've been wearing for the past 20 years.
TV | Human Target | Pass
Chi McBride (Pushing Daisies) and Jacki Earle Haley (Breaking Away) are his backup and they are excellent.
If you like Chuck (same producer), you'll enjoy this one, though it's heavier on the action and less on the humor and character development (so far).
Movie | High Tech Soul | Fail
I'm not sure exactly what I was expecting from this movie, but I didn't get whatever it was. More about the music would have been a nice start.
This is a documentary about the creation of techno music in Detroit. It's also about the city itself, in all its' gruesome glory.
But, the film fails to connect on a personal level, even though it concentrates solely on the personalities behind the music. That's because no attempt is made to get the viewer to care about the people, even though we're obviously supposed to idolize them.
So, what you're left with is a bunch of self-aggrandizing talk heads rambling on and on about who knows what.
A disappointment. Coulda been great.
This is a documentary about the creation of techno music in Detroit. It's also about the city itself, in all its' gruesome glory.
But, the film fails to connect on a personal level, even though it concentrates solely on the personalities behind the music. That's because no attempt is made to get the viewer to care about the people, even though we're obviously supposed to idolize them.So, what you're left with is a bunch of self-aggrandizing talk heads rambling on and on about who knows what.
A disappointment. Coulda been great.
Movie | Pandorum | Pass-ish
This was one stupid movie. But, it didn't sink in how stupid it was until the end credits. And for that, it gets a pass...ish. Just barely, at that.
The action, suspense and horror angles of what is basically an Alien/Sunshine combo does keep you going, though. And the acting is pretty darn good. Nice production values, except the editing was terrible, very herky jerky and non-linear.
Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster lead a decent cast that also includes the famous kickboxer, Cung Le, who never speaks a line of English. He and an interesting German actor by the name of Antje Traue provide all of the martial arts and they're darn good at it.
This was done by the relatively new German director, Christian Alvart. He needs to get better scripts (with fewer plot holes and logic gaps) and a better editor. If he does that, he could be a fun one to watch.
This is for genre (scifi horror and action) fans only.
The action, suspense and horror angles of what is basically an Alien/Sunshine combo does keep you going, though. And the acting is pretty darn good. Nice production values, except the editing was terrible, very herky jerky and non-linear.
Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster lead a decent cast that also includes the famous kickboxer, Cung Le, who never speaks a line of English. He and an interesting German actor by the name of Antje Traue provide all of the martial arts and they're darn good at it.This was done by the relatively new German director, Christian Alvart. He needs to get better scripts (with fewer plot holes and logic gaps) and a better editor. If he does that, he could be a fun one to watch.
This is for genre (scifi horror and action) fans only.
Monday, January 18, 2010
TV | Big Love | Pass
Season four of the superb show, Big Love, has once again topped itself with smashing performances and picture perfect, action-packed, twist-upon-twist plot lines.
We're in a golden age of television here folks, with several shows blossoming from rather unappealing premises. All of the folks involved with Big Love are most certainly in the pantheon of those shows.
Big Love is not about car chases, explosions or aliens. It's about political maneuvering, backstabbing, religion, business, government, sex and relationships.
A must see!
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Movie | Spin | Pass
The only way for me to see Jamin Winan's film, 11:59, was to buy the DVD. That turned out to be a big mistake because that movie was awful. The only thing that was good about it turned out to be the extras, which included this fun little short, titled Spin.
A DJ witnesses an awful accident. When he sets up his turntables, he discovers that he can change what happened. But, when he "fixes" one problem, another crops up...
Very creative, with a minimal budget and very little dialogue, this was very enjoyable. Wanna see it? I'll loan you my copy of 11:59. Or, watch it on Atom Films.
Two -scratch, scratch, whicka, whicka- thumbs - pump the beat! - up.
A DJ witnesses an awful accident. When he sets up his turntables, he discovers that he can change what happened. But, when he "fixes" one problem, another crops up...
Very creative, with a minimal budget and very little dialogue, this was very enjoyable. Wanna see it? I'll loan you my copy of 11:59. Or, watch it on Atom Films.
Two -scratch, scratch, whicka, whicka- thumbs - pump the beat! - up.
Movie | 11:59 | Fail
What a huge disapointment from the writer/director of the spectacular and unique Ink. Extremely poorly acted, with painful dialogue, this is the story of a news cameraman who blacks out at 11:59pm - twice. Each time, he unravels a mystery. By the time you get to what the mystery is, you don't care whatsoever. What a dud.
But, there is a small cameo by Chris Kelly, the star of Ink. In the very short amount of time that he appears on screen, he blows everyone around him away. His acting skills are so far and away better than all of the other actors'...it's a pity. They should have put him in the starring role.
The guy that does star in this travesty of a film must be somebody's friend. Most likely the director's. He is painful to watch, poor guy, as is everyone else except Kelly.
Skip this one, Skipper.
But, there is a small cameo by Chris Kelly, the star of Ink. In the very short amount of time that he appears on screen, he blows everyone around him away. His acting skills are so far and away better than all of the other actors'...it's a pity. They should have put him in the starring role.
The guy that does star in this travesty of a film must be somebody's friend. Most likely the director's. He is painful to watch, poor guy, as is everyone else except Kelly.
Skip this one, Skipper.
Movie | Panic in Year Zero! | Pass
A 23 year old Frankie Avalon costars as Milland's son.
The movie appears to be a campy, black and white, scifi movie from the 50s or 60s, but is in fact a very good study of characters in chaos. If you like The Book of Eli, The Road and similar movies, check out the forefather of those films. A forgotten gem.
Two thumbs up!
Movie | The Proposal | Pass
Imagine an American-ized version of Four Weddings and a Funeral and that's what you've got in this charming and humorous romantic comedy.
Sandra Bullock is arguably more likable (and skilled) than Andie MacDowell, while Ryan Reynolds lacks Hugh Grant's foppishness. Still, he does an excellent job and he's supported by a good cast that includes the amazing Betty White and a hilariously kooky performance by Oscar Nunez (The Office).
Two thumbs up!
Sandra Bullock is arguably more likable (and skilled) than Andie MacDowell, while Ryan Reynolds lacks Hugh Grant's foppishness. Still, he does an excellent job and he's supported by a good cast that includes the amazing Betty White and a hilariously kooky performance by Oscar Nunez (The Office).
Two thumbs up!
Gadget | Kaossilator Pro | Pass
I have the original version, the Kaossilator, of this ingenious device. It's a small (about the size of a paperback) synthesizer that allows you to loop samples and beats. It has no keyboard, only a trackpad and is designed for use by real musicians and people like me (amateurs). Absolutely anyone can create really interesting piece of music in a very short about of time.
NK bought one for me when I was laid up for my recent operation. I played with the Kaossilator for hours and hours, never tiring of it. And now, there's a new version that addresses some of the shortcomings of the original. The update is not, in any way, a must-have if you are not a musician, the original device being just fine and the Pro doubles the retail price of the original. Ouch.
But, either way, these two devices are revolutionary, bringing musical creativity to the masses and are a must have. You'll be hooked, just like me. Try one and you'll see.
NK bought one for me when I was laid up for my recent operation. I played with the Kaossilator for hours and hours, never tiring of it. And now, there's a new version that addresses some of the shortcomings of the original. The update is not, in any way, a must-have if you are not a musician, the original device being just fine and the Pro doubles the retail price of the original. Ouch.
But, either way, these two devices are revolutionary, bringing musical creativity to the masses and are a must have. You'll be hooked, just like me. Try one and you'll see.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Music | Ink - The Soundtrack | Pass
This gorgeous, lush and atmospheric soundtrack is all instrumental and reflects the marvelous qualities of the film. Wistful, mysterious and a bit anxious, all of the tracks are basically a reworking of the same theme but it's done in such a marvelous way it's all worth it.
I'm listening to it now as I write this and it's perfect "in the background" music - not too loud or annoying but very catchy and inspiring.
Composed by the writer/director of the movie, this is a must listen if you love epic soundtracks like I do!
I'm listening to it now as I write this and it's perfect "in the background" music - not too loud or annoying but very catchy and inspiring.
Composed by the writer/director of the movie, this is a must listen if you love epic soundtracks like I do!
Music | Madness: The Liberty of Norton Folgate | Pass
The two-tone boys are back after a too-long break! If you loved any of their other stuff, this is more of the same. Possibly a tad updated for the times, but doesn't break any new ground really (although, maybe there's a bit more Beatles influence than I've heard before from them...but I could just be hearing things). But, that certainly isn't a bad thing. This is happy music (regardless of the lyrics) and it's nice to hear them again.
Two thumbs up!
Two thumbs up!
Book | Of Wolves and Men | Pass
This superb book by Barry Lopez examines our fellow creature, the wolf. Not just a collection of data, but also a repository of lore and legends, this is a fast read for a thick book. Very entertaining and an enlightening look at a warrior animal who is part mystery and part myth.
If you love reading Jack London, Ernest Hemingway and similar authors, this is a must read.
If you love reading Jack London, Ernest Hemingway and similar authors, this is a must read.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Movie | Live Free or Die Hard | Pass
Working through the stack of movies recommended by MK, this one was an uncut director's version. I don't know what's different from the theatrical release, but I enjoyed this action packed addition to the Die Hard franchise.
Two things struck me as cool - the resistance to the temptation for utilizing CGI for the stunts (much to the benefit of the film) and a good casting choice. The last isn't really a surprise, as that's been one of the hallmarks of the series.
Based on the paper thin premise of a surly cop who gets in a pickle (time and time and time again!), the simplicity works here. It gives you just what you expect, the only twists being the more than typically interesting bad guys. In this case, it's Timothy Olyphant (Hitman) who is excellent. Cool, calm and considered, I enjoyed his performance nearly as much as Alan Rickman in the original (almost).
Justin Long is a great counter to Bruce Willis' character, playing the hacker nerd. It's a stereotypical character, but he brings that nervous energy to the role that he does so well. It's funny, but not over the top.
Cliff Curtis (Sunshine) is also in this, but his skills are mainly wasted.
I know I'm going to upset a lot of peoples' apple carts when I say this, but why, why, WHY is Kevin Smith given acting jobs? He's awful, just terrible. Please, Mr. Smith, go back to writing and directing.
This was a fun, million bullets-a-flyin' kinda movie. Nothing new was created here, in fact the plot is rather boring, but the action is fast and furious. An action keeper!
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
Two things struck me as cool - the resistance to the temptation for utilizing CGI for the stunts (much to the benefit of the film) and a good casting choice. The last isn't really a surprise, as that's been one of the hallmarks of the series.
Based on the paper thin premise of a surly cop who gets in a pickle (time and time and time again!), the simplicity works here. It gives you just what you expect, the only twists being the more than typically interesting bad guys. In this case, it's Timothy Olyphant (Hitman) who is excellent. Cool, calm and considered, I enjoyed his performance nearly as much as Alan Rickman in the original (almost).
Justin Long is a great counter to Bruce Willis' character, playing the hacker nerd. It's a stereotypical character, but he brings that nervous energy to the role that he does so well. It's funny, but not over the top.
Cliff Curtis (Sunshine) is also in this, but his skills are mainly wasted.
I know I'm going to upset a lot of peoples' apple carts when I say this, but why, why, WHY is Kevin Smith given acting jobs? He's awful, just terrible. Please, Mr. Smith, go back to writing and directing.
This was a fun, million bullets-a-flyin' kinda movie. Nothing new was created here, in fact the plot is rather boring, but the action is fast and furious. An action keeper!
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Movie | Let The Right One In | Pass
This one is a twist on an old theme. I can't say what, because it would be a bit of a spoiler. What you have here is a horror film, but not a Freddie slasher for a the teenyboppers.
Some pretty gruesome scenes pop up in what is also an atmospheric thriller, smothered in silent snow and mixed with a youthful, coming of age, love story with a very dark shadow looming over it (in more ways than one).
This downbeat Swedish film revolves around a lonely, bullied 12 year old boy who falls for a very peculiar 12 year old girl.
That's all you need to know. If you're intrigued by those elements...horror, atmospheric, foreign, slow...you're gonna love this one. If not, see something else.
Marvelous acting, direction, production and cinematography, all from complete unknowns (at least in this country).
I'll have to read the book now, although it may be just too creepy and disturbing for me. Apparently, there are some pretty nasty elements only eluded to in the movie that are blatant in the book. Egads.
That's another thing about this film, it really leaves an impression and a lot to think about. Some things about it are really uncomfortable to think about, while others are the opposite! There weren't too many movies out in 2008 that did that.
Do yourself a favor, don't read the description or talk to anybody about this. I wish MK could have told me less about it, but he needed to do so to get me to watch it. I'll do you a favor and just take my advice, one way or the other!
Movie | Cashback | Pass
This was a recommendation from a friend - thanks MK!
A young art student is suffering the after effects of a breakup with his girlfriend. He can't sleep at all. Eventually, he gets a job at a local supermarket, trading his insomnia for "cashback" (thus, the title). The sleeplessness continues, time starts to warp and finds himself comfortable in that frozen place.
Every little detail is meticulously formed in this movie, often to an almost painful state. I made me feel like I was watching a claymation, enjoying the visuals but knowing that it took days, months and even years to get one little scene shot. It makes for a rather sterile ambiance, which the director/writer makes excellent usage of.
Yet, the only thing that's disposable about this movie is the title. Surely they could have come up with a better one, something as poetic as the entire rest of the film. And don't call me Shirley.
The large amount of nudity was interesting, too. It makes perfect sense within the story given that he's a painter of nudes, but it almost (and I mean, aaaaalmoooost) crosses over into voyeuristic creepiness. But not quite. The justification is the same as standing and staring at a Renoir.
That quality of riding the very fine edge of a razor blade permeates the movie and made it an exceptional experience for me. This drama (and mild comedy) is for mature adults only, though there are no gross-out moments (okay, one - a bloody nose).
Two thumbs up.
A young art student is suffering the after effects of a breakup with his girlfriend. He can't sleep at all. Eventually, he gets a job at a local supermarket, trading his insomnia for "cashback" (thus, the title). The sleeplessness continues, time starts to warp and finds himself comfortable in that frozen place.
Every little detail is meticulously formed in this movie, often to an almost painful state. I made me feel like I was watching a claymation, enjoying the visuals but knowing that it took days, months and even years to get one little scene shot. It makes for a rather sterile ambiance, which the director/writer makes excellent usage of.
Yet, the only thing that's disposable about this movie is the title. Surely they could have come up with a better one, something as poetic as the entire rest of the film. And don't call me Shirley.
The large amount of nudity was interesting, too. It makes perfect sense within the story given that he's a painter of nudes, but it almost (and I mean, aaaaalmoooost) crosses over into voyeuristic creepiness. But not quite. The justification is the same as standing and staring at a Renoir.
That quality of riding the very fine edge of a razor blade permeates the movie and made it an exceptional experience for me. This drama (and mild comedy) is for mature adults only, though there are no gross-out moments (okay, one - a bloody nose).
Two thumbs up.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Movie | Ratatouille | Pass
Quick. Type out the word "Ratatouille" without looking at this screen! Okay, maybe it's just me but I have a hard time doing it. How many as and ts and ls?
This wonderful Pixar movie stars a rat who loves to cook. He also understands English and French (Huh? Back to that in a moment) and can read. But of course!
Still, this flick is a whole lotta fun and the action keeps moving right along. Very entertaining.
I've got one nit to pick, though.
Everyone speaks English with a French accent, except the rat and the young boy. Now, the boy has been raised somewhere else but I assume it was somewhere in France. He speaks with an American accent. Same with the rat. Interesting...
I really liked the soft sell on the "messages" and "lessons" in this movie. Sure, there are the themes of following your dreams and not judging a book by its' cover, but I'll admit that it was a nice change of pace not having those themes be so heavily sold.
Overall, a must see if you're in the mood for a delightful animated movie suitable for children (some images of death) and adults. It would also make a good addition to a Foodie Movie Marathon (Chocolat, Big Night, Babette's Feast, Like Water For Chocolate, etc).
This wonderful Pixar movie stars a rat who loves to cook. He also understands English and French (Huh? Back to that in a moment) and can read. But of course!
Still, this flick is a whole lotta fun and the action keeps moving right along. Very entertaining.
I've got one nit to pick, though.
Everyone speaks English with a French accent, except the rat and the young boy. Now, the boy has been raised somewhere else but I assume it was somewhere in France. He speaks with an American accent. Same with the rat. Interesting...
I really liked the soft sell on the "messages" and "lessons" in this movie. Sure, there are the themes of following your dreams and not judging a book by its' cover, but I'll admit that it was a nice change of pace not having those themes be so heavily sold.
Overall, a must see if you're in the mood for a delightful animated movie suitable for children (some images of death) and adults. It would also make a good addition to a Foodie Movie Marathon (Chocolat, Big Night, Babette's Feast, Like Water For Chocolate, etc).
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Movie | The Marksman | Fail
Unimaginative, uninteresting and cliched action flick starring Wesley Snipes as a Special Forces soldier tasked with saving hostages and disabling a Russian nuclear plant overrun by Chechen rebels.
It was a straight to video release and now I know why. A stinker.
It was a straight to video release and now I know why. A stinker.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Movie | The Maiden Heist | Pass
This is a marvelous museum heist movie, starring an incomparable cast including William H. Macy, Morgan Freeman and Marcia Gay Harden...all led by Christopher Walken.
The scenes where Walken is just standing there or emoting are priceless enough, much less his fantastic delivery.
How could you go wrong? You can't. This is a must see, full of fun, thrills and good pacing.
It's nice to see a movie about characters that love art, but aren't "art snobs".
Freeman produced this (with a couple of other people). This would make a superb double with 10 Items or Less for an adult movie night that doesn't include gore, excessive violence and focuses on plot lines that revolve around interesting characters.
The scenes where Walken is just standing there or emoting are priceless enough, much less his fantastic delivery.
How could you go wrong? You can't. This is a must see, full of fun, thrills and good pacing.
It's nice to see a movie about characters that love art, but aren't "art snobs".
Freeman produced this (with a couple of other people). This would make a superb double with 10 Items or Less for an adult movie night that doesn't include gore, excessive violence and focuses on plot lines that revolve around interesting characters.
Obituary | Art Clokey
Rest in peace, Art Clokey. Gumby and all of your creations will not be forgotten!
Friday, January 8, 2010
Movie | Management | Pass
A nice little romantic comedy about two mildly emotionally stunted people, played by Jennifer Aniston and the perfectly zany Steve Zahn. Zahn really pulls the movie through, Aniston is quite good in her role and there is a superb supporting cast including Fred Ward (Remo Williams!), Margo Martindale (whose role in an episode of Hung really made us fans of hers), Woody Harrelson (as an ex-punk rocker who now owns a yogurt company?!?...odd casting, but he's still good in this) and a guy named James Hiroyuki Liao. Liao has been in a bunch of TV shows that we haven't watched, so we didn't recognize him. But, in this film, he is absolutely superb as the nutty sidekick/best friend. That role is such a leaping off point for so many actors, it seems (Rhys Ifans in Notting Hill instantly comes to mind). It would be nice to see Liao in more things. He's got great potential.
There is a nice sense of the journey that the characters pursue and endure in this movie.
Occasionally, the language can be a bit jarringly harsh. I don't think it really added much and it would have been more impressive if they'd just left it out. What was nice, though, was the lack of gross-out moments and cheap jokes. Instead, they concentrated on building interesting, growing characters with subtle humor.
Better than expected and nicely quirky.
There is a nice sense of the journey that the characters pursue and endure in this movie.
Occasionally, the language can be a bit jarringly harsh. I don't think it really added much and it would have been more impressive if they'd just left it out. What was nice, though, was the lack of gross-out moments and cheap jokes. Instead, they concentrated on building interesting, growing characters with subtle humor.
Better than expected and nicely quirky.
Movie | Drag Me To Hell | Pass
This was a recommendation of a friend (thanks, MK!). Sam and Ivan Raimi wrote it and Sam directs in his singular style which hearkens directly back to his Evil Dead days.
A young woman is cursed by a Gypsy woman and supernatural high jinks ensue.
Justin Long plays her boyfriend. Is Long the new Bruce Campbell? We'll see. This wasn't much of a role for him, but he's got an interesting screen presence.
Alison Lohman basically carries the whole movie and does a good job. She was great in Big Fish and Matchstick Men.
There are some good lines, everything is pretty slick, there are some gross-out moments. I'm surprised by the PG-13 rating and would give it an R, personally. I guess because there wasn't any nudity or really gruesome violence, but still...it was nasty enough that I wouldn't recommend it for anyone under 18.
It wasn't really my cup of demon blood, but if you like Raimi's other work you'll like this one. I enjoyed I Sell The Dead more.
A young woman is cursed by a Gypsy woman and supernatural high jinks ensue.
Justin Long plays her boyfriend. Is Long the new Bruce Campbell? We'll see. This wasn't much of a role for him, but he's got an interesting screen presence.
Alison Lohman basically carries the whole movie and does a good job. She was great in Big Fish and Matchstick Men.
There are some good lines, everything is pretty slick, there are some gross-out moments. I'm surprised by the PG-13 rating and would give it an R, personally. I guess because there wasn't any nudity or really gruesome violence, but still...it was nasty enough that I wouldn't recommend it for anyone under 18.
It wasn't really my cup of demon blood, but if you like Raimi's other work you'll like this one. I enjoyed I Sell The Dead more.
Movie | Franklyn | Pass
Interesting, meandering movie about mental illness starring Ryan Phillippe. We get to see both sides of things, the real and the fictitious (a baroque Victorian, dystopian world with no separation between church and state). The movies of Terry Gilliam come to mind and the plot uses a "story lines coming together" device, to good effect.
Of course, the fictitious world is much more interesting. That made me feel strange because that's the world we're not supposed to identify with.
The cinematography is superb, as well as the acting. But the movie is so obtuse, I'm not surprised it didn't do too well. In fact, I didn't really enjoy the movie until the last 15 minutes. Still, you have to have everything that has gone before it to make those last few scenes be worthwhile and meaningful.
One thumb up.
Of course, the fictitious world is much more interesting. That made me feel strange because that's the world we're not supposed to identify with.
The cinematography is superb, as well as the acting. But the movie is so obtuse, I'm not surprised it didn't do too well. In fact, I didn't really enjoy the movie until the last 15 minutes. Still, you have to have everything that has gone before it to make those last few scenes be worthwhile and meaningful.
One thumb up.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Movie | Resident Evil 3 | Pass
This 2007 sequel is basically a mix of zombie and Mad Max Road Warrior genres. I found it a little slow and predictable, but fun enough visually to keep me hanging on.
At least, I didn't get up off the couch and shamble off, zombie-style.
There really isn't anything new, except a cast that features some newer, more interesting actors that are a little outside their genres, including Oded Fehr, Iain Glen, Ali Larter and Jason O'Mara, who barely has a role - what a waste! O'Mara needs better opportunity to display his acting chops than Life On Mars. It's clear he's an amazing actor. Larter, too. She can play a tough woman just about better than I can think of at this point (and I can think of a couple!). Yet, she can turn it on a dime and be soft, too. Very impressive.
The soundtrack was completely forgettable, which is a crime these days. In the very least, let's get some creepy tunes rockin'!
I would have liked more humor and better lines for Jovovich, too! She's not terrible, but the dialogue they had her saying (while everyone else's was just fine) was downright lame. I think I would have let her actually speak less, to tell you the truth. I can envision her doing the whole movie like a mute Kurt Russell in Soldier. Which reminds me, I need to catch up on what Jason Scott Lee has been up to...but I digress!
Anyway, this is a rather silly addition to the franchise. But, really, what do you expect?
Brains...blah, blah, blah.
At least, I didn't get up off the couch and shamble off, zombie-style.
There really isn't anything new, except a cast that features some newer, more interesting actors that are a little outside their genres, including Oded Fehr, Iain Glen, Ali Larter and Jason O'Mara, who barely has a role - what a waste! O'Mara needs better opportunity to display his acting chops than Life On Mars. It's clear he's an amazing actor. Larter, too. She can play a tough woman just about better than I can think of at this point (and I can think of a couple!). Yet, she can turn it on a dime and be soft, too. Very impressive.
The soundtrack was completely forgettable, which is a crime these days. In the very least, let's get some creepy tunes rockin'!
I would have liked more humor and better lines for Jovovich, too! She's not terrible, but the dialogue they had her saying (while everyone else's was just fine) was downright lame. I think I would have let her actually speak less, to tell you the truth. I can envision her doing the whole movie like a mute Kurt Russell in Soldier. Which reminds me, I need to catch up on what Jason Scott Lee has been up to...but I digress!
Anyway, this is a rather silly addition to the franchise. But, really, what do you expect?
Brains...blah, blah, blah.
Movie | Ink | PassPassPassPASS
A man choses a dark path...shadowy figures watch over us as we sleep...a little girl has gone missing...the Incubus looms...
Every now and then I see a movie that goes right to the very core of my being. This 2009 film does just that, along with a few others (The Fisher King is another). It's just one of those movies that I know that other people aren't going to see and experience what I see and experience.
And that's just fine. It may hit you like it hit me, or maybe not. But it smashed me like a ton of bricks.
Without giving away too much of the plot, this is a battle between two invisible forces that appear as we slumber.
Part fantasy (a la Labyrinth without the puppets/Wizard of Oz for grownups), part martial arts action, part scifi and made on a shoestring, this independent features' plot is superb and slowly unravels.
Starring absolutely nobody you've ever heard of and written and directed by Jamin Winans...not exactly a household name!
The cast, cinematography, soundtrack and production are superb and constantly reminded me that I'm a little bit tired of the same old big budget junk that keeps getting made, seemingly for no reason. There just isn't an executive that really cares or knows what I want and this is a case in point. Apparently, nobody would touch this film so they released it online, where it would break just about every download (torrent) record, driving DVD sales through the roof. Awesome!
Are there some noticeable low-budgie elements? Yep. Get past it, I say! You'd have to be a really cynical nitpicker not to appreciate the amazing job they did with what they had. Especially the lighting. Whoever did that really knew what they were doing. It had a real live stage feel to it.
Although it's rated NR, I would rate it R. Some language and adult situations (child in peril, some slightly disturbing imagery), but no hardcore gore.
I just can't say enough about this movie. Love, love, LOVED it! There are deeply profound spiritual messages that really hit home for me. On top of it all, it's very entertaining with massive, crushing beauty, genuinely creepy scenes, and it's not terribly predictable. Yes, it's yet another good-versus-evil plot, but what do you want?!?
Still, I know some folks will just scratch their heads. Their loss, I say. As I said to NK before she watched it AGAIN with me, "Everything in the movie has a reason and a place." If you have ADD or only a few minutes to watch a bit of the movie, I say skip it or wait until you have a couple of hours to sit down, watch it completely and a chance to digest what you experience.
Support the makers of this film by visiting their website and donate!
Did I mention I really loved this movie?
Every now and then I see a movie that goes right to the very core of my being. This 2009 film does just that, along with a few others (The Fisher King is another). It's just one of those movies that I know that other people aren't going to see and experience what I see and experience.
And that's just fine. It may hit you like it hit me, or maybe not. But it smashed me like a ton of bricks.
Without giving away too much of the plot, this is a battle between two invisible forces that appear as we slumber.
Part fantasy (a la Labyrinth without the puppets/Wizard of Oz for grownups), part martial arts action, part scifi and made on a shoestring, this independent features' plot is superb and slowly unravels.
Starring absolutely nobody you've ever heard of and written and directed by Jamin Winans...not exactly a household name!
The cast, cinematography, soundtrack and production are superb and constantly reminded me that I'm a little bit tired of the same old big budget junk that keeps getting made, seemingly for no reason. There just isn't an executive that really cares or knows what I want and this is a case in point. Apparently, nobody would touch this film so they released it online, where it would break just about every download (torrent) record, driving DVD sales through the roof. Awesome!
Are there some noticeable low-budgie elements? Yep. Get past it, I say! You'd have to be a really cynical nitpicker not to appreciate the amazing job they did with what they had. Especially the lighting. Whoever did that really knew what they were doing. It had a real live stage feel to it.
Although it's rated NR, I would rate it R. Some language and adult situations (child in peril, some slightly disturbing imagery), but no hardcore gore.
I just can't say enough about this movie. Love, love, LOVED it! There are deeply profound spiritual messages that really hit home for me. On top of it all, it's very entertaining with massive, crushing beauty, genuinely creepy scenes, and it's not terribly predictable. Yes, it's yet another good-versus-evil plot, but what do you want?!?
Still, I know some folks will just scratch their heads. Their loss, I say. As I said to NK before she watched it AGAIN with me, "Everything in the movie has a reason and a place." If you have ADD or only a few minutes to watch a bit of the movie, I say skip it or wait until you have a couple of hours to sit down, watch it completely and a chance to digest what you experience.
Support the makers of this film by visiting their website and donate!
Did I mention I really loved this movie?
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Movie | 28 Weeks Later | Pass
They got another superb cast for this film, including the great Robert Carlyle, Catherine McCormack, Rose Byrne and Idris Elba. Harold Perrineau and Jeremy Renner are also in this. They also appeared together in the interesting but cancelled cop dramedy The Unusuals.
One of the things I really missed is the ethereal looks of the star of the original, Cillian Murphy. He was so thin and skeletal that he was almost as scary as the zombies and I really found that fascinating.
The filming, direction and cinematography were 90% as good as the first and that's no slight, whatsoever. The frenzied film style is continued here, to equally great effect.
And of course, they recycled the marvelous music by John Murphy (and others). It's perfect for a quite different soundtrack to a quite different movie.
So, what are the flaws? Unfortunately, there are logic holes in the plot, including what weapons the military responds with, how people and zombies can get in and out of locked research facilities, and the overall lack of logic regarding who decided to bring civilians (including women and children) into a recently infected zone...who decided that?!? Whoever it was should be thrown to the zombies. There are more flaws, but you get the point. No need to nitpick, because the movie is still very good and worth seeing.
Brains....
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Movie | Paycheck | Pass (barely)
This 2003 John Woo pseudo-scifi thriller is fun in an 80s kinda way. Funny that Woo could channel those old vibes 20 plus years later. I thought the movie was basically a Minority Report ripoff.
An engineer (Ben Affleck) is hired because of his talent in reverse enginering other corporations' secrets and is willing to have his memory wiped after he completes his work.
The plot, premise and twists are fun enough and the supporting cast is really very good, including Joe Morton and Paul Giamatti. Colm Feore and Micheal C. Hall (in his first role...he's now the Dexter guy) are notable, too. Callum Keith Rennie talents are completely wasted.
The filming is cheesy. So is the direction and the soundtrack. The two lead actors, Ben Affleck and Uma Thurman are disturbingly bad. I mean, it's unreal how terrible they are. Surely, it was the direction because it's practically impossible to believe that they were this bad. Okay, maybe Affleck, but not Thurman. Ah, well. That's really the most negative thing about this movie. Oh, and Woo needs to come up with another gimmick other than the I point my gun at you, you point your gun at me posing. It's tiresome.
I say "psuedo-scifi" because there are plenty of indicators that this is an advanced world (compared to now, as I write this), but it felt like the producers sort of ran out of time and interest. They sprung for a dressed up techno set, but then they have extras running around in jeans and flannel shirts. Odd.
One thumb up.
An engineer (Ben Affleck) is hired because of his talent in reverse enginering other corporations' secrets and is willing to have his memory wiped after he completes his work.
The plot, premise and twists are fun enough and the supporting cast is really very good, including Joe Morton and Paul Giamatti. Colm Feore and Micheal C. Hall (in his first role...he's now the Dexter guy) are notable, too. Callum Keith Rennie talents are completely wasted.
The filming is cheesy. So is the direction and the soundtrack. The two lead actors, Ben Affleck and Uma Thurman are disturbingly bad. I mean, it's unreal how terrible they are. Surely, it was the direction because it's practically impossible to believe that they were this bad. Okay, maybe Affleck, but not Thurman. Ah, well. That's really the most negative thing about this movie. Oh, and Woo needs to come up with another gimmick other than the I point my gun at you, you point your gun at me posing. It's tiresome.
I say "psuedo-scifi" because there are plenty of indicators that this is an advanced world (compared to now, as I write this), but it felt like the producers sort of ran out of time and interest. They sprung for a dressed up techno set, but then they have extras running around in jeans and flannel shirts. Odd.
One thumb up.
Movie | Immortel (ad vitam) | Pass
This 2004 imagining of Enki Bilal art and storytelling is truly jaw dropping. I had seen it before and been a bit ambivalent about it previously. But, on seeing it again, it clicked with me to a much greater degree. It is an amazing movie that mixes Egyptian gods, a dreary scifi Blade Runner-like view of the future, a detective story, good versus evil struggle and stunning CG mixed with live action visuals. Oh, and a very interesting French downbeat soundtrack.
The plot will completely satisfy those viewers that love it when things are not so neat and tidy. It will drive all others to distraction.
While not for everyone (it's a must for Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal Illustrated magazine aficionados), this is a cool movie that, in the end, restates the obvious...that the French are hyper-cool but completely kooky at the same time.
Two thumbs up!
Poscript: Surely this is the finest movie that quotes Charles Baudelaire's poem, The Carcass.
"Ceaselessly by my side moves the Demon. He swims around me like impalpable air. I swallow and feel it burn my lungs. And fill them with eternal desire and guilt." - Nikopol
The plot will completely satisfy those viewers that love it when things are not so neat and tidy. It will drive all others to distraction.
While not for everyone (it's a must for Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal Illustrated magazine aficionados), this is a cool movie that, in the end, restates the obvious...that the French are hyper-cool but completely kooky at the same time.
Two thumbs up!
Poscript: Surely this is the finest movie that quotes Charles Baudelaire's poem, The Carcass.
"Ceaselessly by my side moves the Demon. He swims around me like impalpable air. I swallow and feel it burn my lungs. And fill them with eternal desire and guilt." - Nikopol
Movie | I Sell The Dead | Pass
I forget to review a lot of the movies I see and this is one. So, here goes!
If you liked House, Creepshow and Army of Darkness, you'll love this hidden gem. Ron Perlman (Hellboy) plays a monk interviewing a graverobber, played by Dominic Monaghan (Lost, Lord of the Rings), who is about to be executed.
Mild gore, violence and language. Super acting, soundtrack and cinematography. The plot weakens a bit towards the end, which will bother some people and not affect others. Still, this is one fun horror-comedy. Several of the scenes are just downright hilarious is you like black humor.
Two dead and rotting thumbs up!
If you liked House, Creepshow and Army of Darkness, you'll love this hidden gem. Ron Perlman (Hellboy) plays a monk interviewing a graverobber, played by Dominic Monaghan (Lost, Lord of the Rings), who is about to be executed.
Mild gore, violence and language. Super acting, soundtrack and cinematography. The plot weakens a bit towards the end, which will bother some people and not affect others. Still, this is one fun horror-comedy. Several of the scenes are just downright hilarious is you like black humor.
Two dead and rotting thumbs up!
Movie | Outlander | Pass
I love it when genres are mixed. In this film, not to be confused with the Sean Connery classic Outland, the genres of scifi, medieval swords and dragons are thrown together.
I'd rather not give away the plot, but the start of the film is a soldier from another time and space crash lands in Norway, 700ad. Unfortunately, he brought something with him. Something that wants to kill and eat everyone.
Great action, good music, nice effects. There are a couple of notable actors, but mostly they are a bunch of unknowns (at least to me). Ron Perlman is the exception and he plays a bit role. Regardless, the acting is just fine.
This 2008 flick starred James Caviezel. He was excellent. Very reserved...a stranger in a strange land (of Vikings).
And let us not forget the gorgeous, lush and powerful score by Geoff Zanelli, who also did the Hitman soundtrack. Awesome.
If you liked Reign of Fire, you'll love this one. It's epic.
Two enthusiastic thumbs up!
I'd rather not give away the plot, but the start of the film is a soldier from another time and space crash lands in Norway, 700ad. Unfortunately, he brought something with him. Something that wants to kill and eat everyone.
Great action, good music, nice effects. There are a couple of notable actors, but mostly they are a bunch of unknowns (at least to me). Ron Perlman is the exception and he plays a bit role. Regardless, the acting is just fine.
This 2008 flick starred James Caviezel. He was excellent. Very reserved...a stranger in a strange land (of Vikings).
And let us not forget the gorgeous, lush and powerful score by Geoff Zanelli, who also did the Hitman soundtrack. Awesome.
If you liked Reign of Fire, you'll love this one. It's epic.
Two enthusiastic thumbs up!
Movie | Tank Girl | Pass
This movie is nearly indescribable. It's wild, to say the least.
Tank Girl is a rebel, based on an underground comic strip character. She's a wild child that likes gunes, mohawks, cigars, army boots and blowing stuff up. Her world is a nihilistic future where water is the commodity.
There's a bad guy who runs everything and psychotically wants to kill everything and everyone, played by Malcolm McDowell. There are mysterious man-eating creatures that nobody knows anything about.
Great music. Great sets. Fun cheapo scifi FX. Highly enjoyable acting.
What I didn't love is the level of violence. Tank Girl watches as everyone around her is tortured and killed, but doesn't seem overtly concerned about it. Still, it's pretty campy and not particularly gruesome.
An interesting twist is Tank Girls' sexual ambiguity. She obviously likes boys, but it doesn't seem like she dislikes girls, too. Makes the character a bit more interesting, actually, without going too overboard.
Overall, a classic of B-movie scifi...a Grrl Power Mad Max made in the 90s.
Two thumbs up - with all of the fingernails painted with a house brush!
Tank Girl is a rebel, based on an underground comic strip character. She's a wild child that likes gunes, mohawks, cigars, army boots and blowing stuff up. Her world is a nihilistic future where water is the commodity.
There's a bad guy who runs everything and psychotically wants to kill everything and everyone, played by Malcolm McDowell. There are mysterious man-eating creatures that nobody knows anything about.
Great music. Great sets. Fun cheapo scifi FX. Highly enjoyable acting.
What I didn't love is the level of violence. Tank Girl watches as everyone around her is tortured and killed, but doesn't seem overtly concerned about it. Still, it's pretty campy and not particularly gruesome.
An interesting twist is Tank Girls' sexual ambiguity. She obviously likes boys, but it doesn't seem like she dislikes girls, too. Makes the character a bit more interesting, actually, without going too overboard.
Overall, a classic of B-movie scifi...a Grrl Power Mad Max made in the 90s.
Two thumbs up - with all of the fingernails painted with a house brush!
Movie | Enemy Mine | Pass
I don't know how I forgot to include this 1985 scifi classic starring Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossett Jr.
A fighter pilot is stranded on a hostile planet with the only other occupant an enemy alien.
The movie, while certainly cheesy, is a superb comment on the realities of war, friendship and commitment. We modern humans sure could learn a thing or two from the messages presented in this forgotten gem.
The rest of the cast are completely forgettable, except for Bumper Robinson and Brion James (Blade Runner).
The production pays fantastic homage to previous scifi classics. Lost In Space and Star Trek come to mind. Some of the dialogue is poorly written and occasionally the editing goes a bit haywire, but these two minor foibles don't detract whatsoever from a marvelous movie.
Two thumbs waaaaay up.
A fighter pilot is stranded on a hostile planet with the only other occupant an enemy alien.
The movie, while certainly cheesy, is a superb comment on the realities of war, friendship and commitment. We modern humans sure could learn a thing or two from the messages presented in this forgotten gem.
The rest of the cast are completely forgettable, except for Bumper Robinson and Brion James (Blade Runner).
The production pays fantastic homage to previous scifi classics. Lost In Space and Star Trek come to mind. Some of the dialogue is poorly written and occasionally the editing goes a bit haywire, but these two minor foibles don't detract whatsoever from a marvelous movie.
Two thumbs waaaaay up.
Movie | Return To Me | Pass
This was on cable last night. We've seen it several times, including an original viewing in the theater back in 2000. Surely this is one of our favorite "date" movies of all time. Not too cheesy for the guys and the good for the gals!
David Duchovny stars as a guy who's wife has died. Minnie Driver is the woman that received her donated heart after the accident. You can see where this is going and there certainly is a wonderful way that this movie develops.
The supporting cast is superb, too. Everything about this movie is superb, in fact. If you're looking for a "date" movie and you haven't seen this one yet - get it!
Two thumbs up!
David Duchovny stars as a guy who's wife has died. Minnie Driver is the woman that received her donated heart after the accident. You can see where this is going and there certainly is a wonderful way that this movie develops.
The supporting cast is superb, too. Everything about this movie is superb, in fact. If you're looking for a "date" movie and you haven't seen this one yet - get it!
Two thumbs up!
Movie | Alien Trespass | Pass
No gore, very mild violence, clean language, no sex ... this is a good one for pre-teens up to teens-at-heart.
Eric McCormack plays a scientist that crosses path with an alien who is hunting a runaway monster from outer space that turns people into goo. There are several other faces that you might recognize like Robert Patrick (Terminator 2), Jonathon Young (Sanctuary), Dan Lauria (The Wonder Years) and Sage Brocklebank (Psych).
The actors are obviously having a lot of fun with these roles and the dialogue and this movie would make a good, clean, fun movie for Monster Movie Night!
Two thumbs up.
Movie | Double Whammy | Fail
This humorless comedy stars Denis Leary as a cop with a bad back who fails to stop a fast-food restaurant killing spree.
It's a bummer, this movie. The cast is super, including Steve Buscemi. But, the plot is stupid and there are no jokes. Maybe an occasional smirk, but nothing more. I wanted to like it, but there was nothing to like.
It would have worked better as a drama with quirkier characters and more plot twists.
Interestingly, the music used is superb.
One half thumb up, which qualifies as a FAIL.
It's a bummer, this movie. The cast is super, including Steve Buscemi. But, the plot is stupid and there are no jokes. Maybe an occasional smirk, but nothing more. I wanted to like it, but there was nothing to like.
It would have worked better as a drama with quirkier characters and more plot twists.
Interestingly, the music used is superb.
One half thumb up, which qualifies as a FAIL.
Movie | Death Hunt | Pass
Charles Bronson plays his typically stoic role in this 1981 retelling of The Most Dangerous Game.
It's the 30s in the Yukon and a loner who just wants to be left alone tangles with a bunch of moronic country hicks (trappers). The Mounties get involved and everything goes to poop.
Stunning scenery and Lee Marvin steals the entire movie. There are several supporting roles by actors that made me go, "Hey, I remember that guy!" including Carl Weathers (Predator), William Sanderson (Blade Runner), Len Lesser (Seinfeld) and several others.
There's some pretty hardcore language and violent scenes, surprisingly. If you're in the mood, it's a keeper.
It's the 30s in the Yukon and a loner who just wants to be left alone tangles with a bunch of moronic country hicks (trappers). The Mounties get involved and everything goes to poop.
Stunning scenery and Lee Marvin steals the entire movie. There are several supporting roles by actors that made me go, "Hey, I remember that guy!" including Carl Weathers (Predator), William Sanderson (Blade Runner), Len Lesser (Seinfeld) and several others.
There's some pretty hardcore language and violent scenes, surprisingly. If you're in the mood, it's a keeper.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Movie | A New Wave | Fail
This bank-robbing buddy movie stinker was written, directed and stars Andrew Keegan (Camp Nowhere, 10 Things I Hate About You) and costars John Krasinski (The Office), Lacey Chabert (Party Of Five) and Dean Edwards (Saturday Night Live).
There are occasionally creative moments, but even these are so poorly done (blurry, poorly framed shots and dialogue that drags) that it's not worth your time watching this dud.
A disappointment.
There are occasionally creative moments, but even these are so poorly done (blurry, poorly framed shots and dialogue that drags) that it's not worth your time watching this dud.
A disappointment.
Movie | The Curse of the Living Corpse | Pass
The year is 1898 and father (say, "Faaaaathuuuh" like you're English) has died, leaving his millions to his tortured family. But before they get their inheritance, they must wait a year and follow his strict guidelines or they will all die horrible deaths.
This 1964 movie is not terribly unpredictable (in fact, it's a remake), but still a lot of fun to watch. The men are handsome, the women are gorgeous and the cast includes a 32 year old Roy Scheider in, supposedly, his first film role. They just don't get much sexier than this!
Two thumbs up!
This 1964 movie is not terribly unpredictable (in fact, it's a remake), but still a lot of fun to watch. The men are handsome, the women are gorgeous and the cast includes a 32 year old Roy Scheider in, supposedly, his first film role. They just don't get much sexier than this!
Two thumbs up!
Movie | Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging | Pass
A cross between the classic teen angst 80s movies (Pretty In Pink, Some Kind Of Wonderful, etc.) and the squeaky clean pain of the High School Musical franchise, this Brit film delivers what it promises. If you're not interested in teeny bopper girls pining over hunky boys, then skip it. But, if you get a kick out of their life process (which can be so funny and painful, all at the same time), then go for it!
Contains a bit role by our man Alan Davies, wonderful shots of Eastbourne and a superb title.
Contains a bit role by our man Alan Davies, wonderful shots of Eastbourne and a superb title.
Movie | Thank You For Smoking | Pass
A completely uninteresting premise, lifted out of the waste basket by a superb cast and excellent cinematography. Aaron Eckhart plays a big tobacco lobbyist. That's it. That's the whole plot. Surprisingly, it works and is worth a gander.
Movie | Sunshine Cleaning | Pass
This 2008 movie is a perfect Little Miss Sunshine Part 2, although it is completely unrelated other than Alan Arkin and the indie feel of the movie.
Two sisters go into the business of cleaning up crime scenes. Yes, the crime scenes are a little gross, but not overly. The thought of what happened and the way the plot and dialogue is written handle it perfectly. Amy Adams and Emily Blunt are picture perfect in their roles and superbly watchable. This is really a relationship drama.
Would make a perfect double shot with the excellent Cleaner, which is much more serious.
Two sisters go into the business of cleaning up crime scenes. Yes, the crime scenes are a little gross, but not overly. The thought of what happened and the way the plot and dialogue is written handle it perfectly. Amy Adams and Emily Blunt are picture perfect in their roles and superbly watchable. This is really a relationship drama.
Would make a perfect double shot with the excellent Cleaner, which is much more serious.
Movie | Push | Pass
I actually really enjoyed this 2009 movie. There are hokey elements and the ending is...well, let's just say some will love it, some will hate it. I loved it. Interesting cast. Spectacularly shot and scored, this flick is about a guy with telekinesis powers who gets involved is a search for a girl with similar powers. Will he find her before "The Division" does?
Superbly filmed in Hong Kong. More movies should film in exotic locations.
Superbly filmed in Hong Kong. More movies should film in exotic locations.
Movie | Cross of the Seven Jewels | Fail
I'd heard about this movie for several years, so I finally watched it. That was my first mistake. My second mistake was not turning it off sooner. This late 80s Italian werewolf flick was just so bad. It could be good if you're interested in laughing directly at a crappy movie. Otherwise, save your money and your time and do something productive with your life. Anything else will do.
Movie | Wieners | Fail
This 2008 dud was a dog. Starring a good cast, including Zachary Levi (chuck), Kenan Thompson (Saturday Night Live) and Fran Kranz (Dollhouse), this is yet another uninspired road trip movie that is similar to Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. If you liked that movie, you'll probably love this one. That's your right! And, you must always fight for your right to...party. I didn't find this at all funny, although I loved Dumb and Dumber and Something About Mary. Hey, sometimes the funny bone is hot...this movie was not.
Movie | The Sniper | Pass
This 1952 film-noir stars Arthur Franz as a psycho that can't stop himself from killing women. Extremely creepy, disturbing, thought provoking and a true classic. No gore. The fabulous scenes of San Francisco were surely inspiration for Dirty Harry.
Movie | Transformers 2 | Fail
We felt two ways about this movie.
Firstly, this is a perfect summer blockbuster. Huge visuals, awesome action, killer soundtrack, appealing stars. You'd be hard pressed to find a better usage of your hard earned money, than this action romp.
Secondly, this movie was disappointing (kids, can you say bipolar?).
Megan Fox was downright ridiculous. It's actually impossible to tell if she can act at all in this movie.
John Turturro, Kevin Dunn and Julie White (who play Shia's parents) steal the show. They are brilliant with the really crappy script. Without them and the power of LeBeouf's amazing screen presence, this movie would have been eye candy and nothing else.
The storyline was terrible. Want to know all of the plot holes? There are several articles online right now detailing the loooong list. I'll leave you to read those, if you're interested.
But, needless to say, you'd think with the time, effort and budget they could have done a lot better.
So! A empty-headed rompfest that's bags o' fun. Transformers...robots in disguise (because they desperately need a better script).
Firstly, this is a perfect summer blockbuster. Huge visuals, awesome action, killer soundtrack, appealing stars. You'd be hard pressed to find a better usage of your hard earned money, than this action romp.
Secondly, this movie was disappointing (kids, can you say bipolar?).
Megan Fox was downright ridiculous. It's actually impossible to tell if she can act at all in this movie.
John Turturro, Kevin Dunn and Julie White (who play Shia's parents) steal the show. They are brilliant with the really crappy script. Without them and the power of LeBeouf's amazing screen presence, this movie would have been eye candy and nothing else.
The storyline was terrible. Want to know all of the plot holes? There are several articles online right now detailing the loooong list. I'll leave you to read those, if you're interested.
But, needless to say, you'd think with the time, effort and budget they could have done a lot better.
So! A empty-headed rompfest that's bags o' fun. Transformers...robots in disguise (because they desperately need a better script).
Movie | Killshot | Fail
This 2008 lackluster story of an American Indian hitman (Mickey Rourke) who gets framed by his own boss is a dud. At least, that's the interesting portion of the plot. Ninety percent of the time is taken up with Rourke pursuing Lane and Jane for very little reason. Okay, there IS a reason (he kills everyone who sees him, for obvious reasons)...but, really, that's so unrealistic. The writers couldn't come up with anything better?
It starts out promising enough, then crawls along till the unsatisfying conclusion. Also stars Diane Lane, Thomas Jane, Rosario Dawson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, to no avail.
This well shot film was released concurrently with Rourke's critically acclaimed The Wrestler, which I found excruciatingly painful to watch. Skip both, Skipper.
It starts out promising enough, then crawls along till the unsatisfying conclusion. Also stars Diane Lane, Thomas Jane, Rosario Dawson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, to no avail.
This well shot film was released concurrently with Rourke's critically acclaimed The Wrestler, which I found excruciatingly painful to watch. Skip both, Skipper.
Movie | The Happening | Fail
First of all, let me say that I've thoroughly enjoyed every one of M. Night Shyamalan's past flicks, with the exception of Wide Awake, which was an anomaly.
Unfortunately, he now adds The Happening to the anomaly list. The duality of this travesty fascinated me. It was a cool concept, but it was horrifically written. It had a great cast, but the acting was absolutely atrocious. Seeing shots of an area I live and work in didn't save this stinker, either.
See any of Shyamalan's movies, just not this one or Wide Awake.
Unfortunately, he now adds The Happening to the anomaly list. The duality of this travesty fascinated me. It was a cool concept, but it was horrifically written. It had a great cast, but the acting was absolutely atrocious. Seeing shots of an area I live and work in didn't save this stinker, either.
See any of Shyamalan's movies, just not this one or Wide Awake.
Movie | Jesus Camp | PASS
Two thumbs up. An "important" film. Especially for parents and folks who work with kids, I think.
Movie | They Call Me Trinity | Pass
After all of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns, surely this 1970 film must be one of the top cult classics of the genre.
And, this is most definitely my favorite movie from Terence Hill and Bud Spencer, those two GIANTS of the theme. Still, there are too many to list that should also be listed. If you like this one, you should check out their catalog.
Lots of subtle (and not so subtle) humor, great gunplay, ridiculous plot, fantastically cheesy music and suitably bad acting means this is a must see. And that's saying something coming from me - I'm a HUGE fan of this genre. You need proof? I've read EVERY book by Louis L'Amour - all 126. So, there!
And, this is most definitely my favorite movie from Terence Hill and Bud Spencer, those two GIANTS of the theme. Still, there are too many to list that should also be listed. If you like this one, you should check out their catalog.
Lots of subtle (and not so subtle) humor, great gunplay, ridiculous plot, fantastically cheesy music and suitably bad acting means this is a must see. And that's saying something coming from me - I'm a HUGE fan of this genre. You need proof? I've read EVERY book by Louis L'Amour - all 126. So, there!
Movie | The Sandlot | Pass
Frankly, I'm surprised how much kids like this 1993 movie. Granted, it's a really fun, well done movie, but the themes are not goofy and there is very little slapstick.
Basically, a coming of age flick about a group of pre-teen boys who bond playing baseball.
Warning: cussing and adult themes. Super cast. Super score. Super script. Two thumbs up.
I have not seen the sequels.
Basically, a coming of age flick about a group of pre-teen boys who bond playing baseball.
Warning: cussing and adult themes. Super cast. Super score. Super script. Two thumbs up.
I have not seen the sequels.
Movie | The X Files (2008) | Pass
The X Files episodes and the subsequent movies fall into several categories...supernatural,
Movie | Monsters Vs Aliens | Pass
This 2009 homage to 50s monster movies was superb. Engrossing story. Hilarious for both kids and adults. Rewarding and a classic, with a nice subtext about fempower. The sound FX are, frankly, amazing. See this in a theater if you can...for the sound system.
Movie | Assault on Precinct 13 (2005) | Pass
Yes, it has plot holes. But, they are certainly tolerable.
What they did (extremely) right is this: get a fantastic cast, reset the season (to superb effect), change up the bad guys and keep all of the thriller elements.
Surprisingly, a keeper.
Movie | Run Fatboy Run | Pass
I am a big fan of Simon Pegg and Dylan Moran and this was a predictable yet mostly enjoyable romantic comedy film. The fact that David Schwimmer directed it is just plain odd, too.
If you're looking for better Pegg and Schwimmer fare, check out Big Nothing - an excellent (very) black comedy that not many folks saw. Definitely not family fare!
If you're looking for better Pegg and Schwimmer fare, check out Big Nothing - an excellent (very) black comedy that not many folks saw. Definitely not family fare!
Movie | The Exiles | Pass
Superb and atmospheric film from the 60s about young Native Americans living in Los Angeles. Just a knockout of a movie! Two thumbs waaaay up.
Movie | Code 46 | Pass
I absolutely loved this movie. It's just my cup of tea - simple without being stupid, clever without being painful. They really made the most out of very little, presenting a futuristic world that is so believable, so seemingly real. Masterful!
Tim Robbins is an insurance fraud agent investigating a possible crime. In the process, he falls head over heals for and has an affair with a woman played by the marvelous Samantha Morton.
The plot is simplistic, with dialogue that mixes multiple languages in a rapid-fire, natural way. The FX are so minimal and integrated so well, that the movie could be mistaken for NOT being scifi.
In the near future, your genetics determine who you can love and mate with. With cloning an every day part of life, this becomes a real issue.
Brilliantly and lovingly filmed. The soundtrack is gorgeous, utilizing excellent world beats (and a Coldplay track).
The pace will be off-putting for some. Others will find the plot confusing. I loved every minute.
THREE cloned thumbs up!
Tim Robbins is an insurance fraud agent investigating a possible crime. In the process, he falls head over heals for and has an affair with a woman played by the marvelous Samantha Morton.
The plot is simplistic, with dialogue that mixes multiple languages in a rapid-fire, natural way. The FX are so minimal and integrated so well, that the movie could be mistaken for NOT being scifi.
In the near future, your genetics determine who you can love and mate with. With cloning an every day part of life, this becomes a real issue.
Brilliantly and lovingly filmed. The soundtrack is gorgeous, utilizing excellent world beats (and a Coldplay track).
The pace will be off-putting for some. Others will find the plot confusing. I loved every minute.
THREE cloned thumbs up!
Friday, January 1, 2010
Movie | The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009) | Pass
A thug and a mastermind criminal - that's the difference between this 2009 remake and the classic 1974 thriller, The Taking of Pelham 123 (based on a real event). The original had really interesting characters, with depth and convolutions. This is pretty much a flashy actioner with no real development. That's not necessarily a bad thing and viewers won't know the difference unless they've seen both.
Denzel Washington and John Travolta star but don't do a heck of a lot. Neither do the supporting stars. John Turturro, Luis Guzman and James Gandolfini's formidable talents are wasted, pretty much. I could have done with less swearing, fewer slow-mo helicopter and speeding car scenes and more character development.
Still, it's entertaining, not too violent and doesn't insult the viewer. See this one and then make it a point to see the original if you haven't already. If you have, I'd still recommend it. There are enough twists to be interesting.
Denzel Washington and John Travolta star but don't do a heck of a lot. Neither do the supporting stars. John Turturro, Luis Guzman and James Gandolfini's formidable talents are wasted, pretty much. I could have done with less swearing, fewer slow-mo helicopter and speeding car scenes and more character development.
Still, it's entertaining, not too violent and doesn't insult the viewer. See this one and then make it a point to see the original if you haven't already. If you have, I'd still recommend it. There are enough twists to be interesting.
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